For any SVH fans floating around out there with an LJ — or any other account that requires a 70×70 pixel user pic, really — there were recently some lovely SVH icons posted in the 1bruce1 community. I have a total crush on them. The ones with the book titles on are my favs.
Dying to know just what Lila Fowler is up to? Wonder no longer, as I have stumbled across her Twitter!
One of the crystal ball categories!
Despite its boasts of being a peaceful, safe community, Sweet Valley probably has the highest teen mortality rate in the world. It’s where all adolescents go to die. Obviously, it’s not a matter of why: everyone is so damned annoying that of course people keep trying to off them. Naturally, there’ll be a few retarded demises in the mix. Here, a few contenders:
• Christian Gorman, dead from a fatal pool push
• Some teen runaway, murdered in a sauna by a troll trying to be Alice Wakefield
• Luke Shepard, shot while wearing a wolf mask after terrorizing all of London
• Sam Woodruff, dead because Liz can’t handle her booze while driving
• Amy Sutton’s red-shirt character cousin, drained of blood by a vampire in the middle of a dark, crowded dance floor
• Margo’s demise – do not get me started on how wrong that was on all sorts of levels.
But of course, it’s
Face it: Jess can be a total bitch, especially in the earlier books. (In the later books, she was more often impetuous and thus just stupid.) Por ejemplo:
2. She did her best to keep serial handholder Annie Whitman off the cheerleading squad and reluctantly repented only when the girl tried to kill herself over it.
3. She cried rape whenever she thought it’d help her get her way
4.. She acted like a total c-rag when she and Winston Egbert were stranded together on an island.
6. She spiked her twin sister and boyfriend’s punch with vodka, an act that ultimately led to her boyfriend’s death. Yes, that was definitely pretty bitchy.
And so on and so on! But clearly her cruelest moment was when
There are so many to choose from! Between the twins alone, we have Luke Shepard, the dude who thought he was a werewolf and slaughtered half of London. We have James, an accomplice of evil Margo’s whom Jess was hooking up with before Margo shoved him off a pier. We have Christian, the ex-gang leader whose noble pool death made it possible for Palisades High and SVH to live in peace. Then we sort of have vampire hottie Jonathan Cain, who probably doesn’t count because he’s actually undead. I’m sure I’m missing a few. But overall, the Best Dead Boyfriend is:
