Posts Tagged ‘Sweet Valley High’

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MARGO RISING is Relocating!

August 18, 2015

It’s been awhile, friends!

Just letting you know that the contents of MARGO RISING will slowly be scooching over to its new address at my new website, HappiMess Media, which has all sorts of good colorful stuff going on — please check it out!

Thank you all for reading this blog during the last couple of years, and know that you can always find and reread the snarky magic of MARGO RISING at its new address. :)

 

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Best Search Engine Results (“MARGO RISING”)

March 19, 2009

One thing I love about WordPress is the ability to see how/why people stumble across my Sweet Valley High blog. To date, here are the best ways that have caused my amusement:

* “hot kiss Arabian”
* “inmate todd wilkins” (I wish)
* “recap “blindfolding” 2009″
* “shut up and lick it” (I greatly enjoy this one)
* “calvin duplicator”
* “sweet valley high retarded” (This is unsurprising)
* “teen pregnancy test” (Let’s hope this one had a happy ending)
* “manuel lopez porn” (It’s probably hidden under Sandra Bacon’s mom‘s bed)
* “i hate bitches” (LOLZ)
* “things that are romantic” (Cute!)
* “she lets the air out” (???)
* “robert redford best hair”
* “i hate liz she created all the photos”
* “so sexy album olivia”
* “i hate olivia bracelet” (I want one!)
* “i hate liz she cheated on me” (This is unsurprising)
* “bitchin pantyhose.com” (I want to know the story behind this one)

It really makes a person go “Whaa?”

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Elizabeth Worth or Mary Wakefield? They Both Suck

February 28, 2009

Someone in the 1bruce1 community had me laughing at the premise of the comic strip “Mary Worth” being like, Liz at age 65. So true!

I don’t think she’s going to keep it that way.

“It’s wrong!” Classic Liz. Shut up, Mary.

And in my Mary Worth hunt (which I never thought I’d partake in), I found a snarky Mary Worth blog! Who knew? There’s really something for everyone in this world.

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Super Edition: Aftershock

February 22, 2009

* Photo credit to The Closet *

It’s just too weird to be reading the last Sweet Valley High book. No Senior Year or University for me, so the end is more than nigh for me. I must say, I’m impressed with the stamina I showed in reaching my goal. I have done what I set out to do, even if it meant sacrificing a few brain cells in the process. Finally, I can read real books and be smart again. And, I can now say with no hesitation and full authority, “That is the stupidest story I ever heard—and I’ve read the entire Sweet Valley High series.”
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Super Edition: Earthquake

February 22, 2009

* Photo credit to The Closet *

Truly an unfortunate cover for a book titled “Earthquake.” This is just a myriad of recycled covers, none of which depict the title’s event. Some more viable, interesting options would’ve been a totaled Spanish-style split level, a lavaliere lying dramatically over some rubble, a Sears portrait of an ominous-looking refrigerator… Also, is that Ken Matthews in the lower left corner? He looks… well, sixteen, which is a shock for the series that likes to take thirty-year-olds and pass them off as high schoolers. Just like Grease!
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Super Edition: Last Wish

February 22, 2009

* Photo credit to The Closet *

The twins are in black and white, and the logo is shattered! That’s a sure sign of foreboding. The cover artists couldn’t get a better quality cake from Getty Images? They’re supposed to be going out in style. At least they remembered all seventeen candles.
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#143 – Party Weekend

February 22, 2009

* Photo credit to The Closet *

This is Liz and Jess in their “No more pencils, no more books” outfits as they flee their notorious alma mater. Now, I spend much of this blog hating everything Wakefield, but I’m challenging myself to say nothing but positive things since it’s the last numbered book in the series. However, I fear that what’s to come may be the biggest stretch in fiction since, well, Sweet Valley High.
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